1) I found the right spot to cross the river, but I didn’t think we were crossing a deep eight part of the river. If you’re fording a river on horseback, you’re supposed to get your feet wet! My fun was ruined by parents who insisted that “you’ll end up getting blisters” or “you could drown” like those things mattered compared to being a super cool cowboy.
2) That corgi’s name was Gizmo and Gizmo was the exact right name for that corgi.
Two important details to add:
1) I found the right spot to cross the river, but I didn’t think we were crossing a deep eight part of the river. If you’re fording a river on horseback, you’re supposed to get your feet wet! My fun was ruined by parents who insisted that “you’ll end up getting blisters” or “you could drown” like those things mattered compared to being a super cool cowboy.
2) That corgi’s name was Gizmo and Gizmo was the exact right name for that corgi.